Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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