ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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