Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
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