is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
Randomize
