So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
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