yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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