M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
my being single is dangerous.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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