I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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