: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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