Kiss
Puke
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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