Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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