I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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