Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
But I just had this pork p�t�. It was dick grabbing.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
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