Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
I am puke
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
He's on the porch naked. Help.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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