The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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