Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
i out mim tonsoeep
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