Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
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