Why is half of me covered in green stuff that won't come off?
You stripper-danced on a light pole in the quad. It had fresh paint on it.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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