Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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