so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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