so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
Randomize
