am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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