Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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