Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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