i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
I bet the guy on the treadmill next to me with the noise-canceling headphones wishes he could trade them for smell-canceling noseplugs. Hard to believe that last one did not involve any pants-shitting on my part.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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