so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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