i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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