I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
Everclear isn't food dammit
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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