should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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