I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
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