Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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