Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
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