You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
We're too hungover to prance.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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