Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
Randomize
