and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
I deserve to be covered in dicks
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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