Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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