I swear she didn't look like that last week.
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
Randomize
