i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
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