I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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