he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
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