i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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