don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
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