You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
We're using joints as your birthday candles
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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