I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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