Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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