So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
OMG I just tried to text you something dirty but accidentally texted the obama campaign
did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
My pussy is not your playground.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
We have so much sex to catch up on
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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