So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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