That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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