my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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