Where are you?
In a non slutty way
Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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