I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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