on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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